August 2011
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My Pillar and Rock
You’re both gone now and I feel that I never had a chance to say how much you both meant to me.  When no one else wanted me, you were there.  When my mom was strung out on drugs and didn’t want me, you were there.  When dad left to another state, you were there.  When I couldn’t figure out a recipe or needed life advice, you were there. Now you’re both gone and I have but...
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Need a Roommate?
$1000 Best. Roommate. Ever. Date: 2011-08-18, 3:39PM PDT Reply to: hous-ughzv-2549849730@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I’m a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City....
Aug 20th
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Aug 10th
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Disney Reinvents The Vibrator ... For Sensational... →
“Disney” and “vibrator” are two words that just don’t seem to fit together.  I don’t really want that tingly sensation in my pants when I’m at Disney.  I don’t think it’s quite that sensation, but still… it would make Disney more interesting for us adults.
Aug 10th
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Aug 2nd